Random Facts Thread

[DRFTPG]

Heres one i found to start this off:

Toyota used variations of the name Crown for models other than the Crown that we all know. For example: the Corona, which is latin for crown, or the Corolla, which is latin for small crown. There's also the Camry , which is an anglicized pronunciation of the Japanese term “kan-muri" meaning crown. One of Toyota's first cars sold in the US was also called the Toyopet Tiara.

[Felix]

Giraffe's can lick their eyeballs

[mike86]

* One Top Fuel dragster 500 cubic inch Hemi engine makes more horsepower than the first 4 rows at the Daytona 500.

* Under full throttle, a Top Fuel dragster engine consumes 6.8 litres (1½ gallons) of nitro methane per second; a fully loaded 747 consumes jet fuel at the same rate with 25% less energy being produced.

* Drag racers' helmet chin straps are strapped to their seatbelts as it is impossible for them to hold their heads with the extreme g forces.

* A stock Dodge 426 Hemi V8 engine cannot produce enough power to drive the dragster's supercharger.

* With 3000 Cubic Feet per Minute of air being rammed in by the supercharger on overdrive, the fuel mixture is compressed into a near-solid form before ignition. Cylinders run on the verge of hydraulic lock at full throttle.

* At the stoichiometric 1.7:1 air/fuel mixture for nitro methane the flame front temperature measures 7050 degrees F.

* Nitro methane burns yellow. The spectacular white flame seen above the stacks at night is raw burning hydrogen, dissociated from atmospheric water vapor by the searing exhaust gases.

* Dual magnetos supply 44 amps to each spark plug. This is the output of an arc welder in each cylinder.

* Spark plug electrodes are totally consumed during a pass. After 1/2 way, the engine is dieseling from compression plus the glow of exhaust valves at 1400 degrees F. Cutting the fuel flow can only shut down the engine.

* If spark momentarily fails early in the run, unburned nitro builds up in the affected cylinders and then explodes with sufficient force to blow cylinder heads off the block in pieces or split the block in half.

* In order to exceed 480km/h (300 mph) in 4.5 seconds dragsters must accelerate at an average of over 4G's. In order to reach 321km/h (200 mph) well before half-track, the launch acceleration approaches 8G's.

* Dragsters reach over 482km/h (300 miles per hour) before you have completed reading this sentence.

* Top Fuel Engines turn approximately 540 revolutions from light to light!

* Including the burnout the engine must only survive 900 revolutions under load.

* The redline is actually quite high at 9500 rpm.

* The Bottom Line; Assuming all the equipment is paid off, the crew worked for free, and for once NOTHING BLOWS UP, each run costs an estimated $1,350.00 per second. The current Top Fuel dragster elapsed time record is 4.441 seconds for the quarter mile (10/05/03, Tony Schumacher). The top speed record is 333.00 mph (533 km/h) as measured over the last 66' of the run (09/28/03 Doug Kalitta).

[mike86]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Wally is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

edit: saved the best for sig

[driftke70]

when a drag cars back wheels get to where its front wheels were on the line, its already doing over 100 clicks.
pulls the mosts g's of any human piloted vehicle
so much torque that the cams twist by 20 degrees, so they are offset by roughly 17 degrees so when they twist they come into near perfect alignment.

rats can go longer without water than a camel

kevin rudds an idiot

['Red_Hachi_Box']

On average, a person will eat 22 spiders in their sleep..

You can all sleep better at night knowing where all doing out bit to keep the spider population down..

lawl, Dillon

[paulie]

No matter how good you think you are... Jast Half Steppin will always be better than you!

[roadsailing]

a KE70 is exactly the same as an AE86, but has 4 doors so is actually twice as good!

[dr1ft-pig]

No matter how good you think you are... Jast Half Steppin will always be better than you![/b]

this is a facts thread man :blink:

[johl]

i'v had sex with 17.9% of your mothers B)

[ae86hachiroku]

3.9% of mothers don't love their children.

[Konakid]

A Corolla is also a flower, in Japan i think.

[GAKI86]

this thread is becoming gay

[DRFTPG]

guys please keep this thread ontopic, i dont wanna see it get closed

[Klutch]

On average, a person will eat 22 spiders in their sleep..

You can all sleep better at night knowing where all doing out bit to keep the spider population down..

lawl, Dillon[/b]
Not a fact. Urban myth.

[wooley]

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On average, a person will eat 22 spiders in their sleep..

You can all sleep better at night knowing where all doing out bit to keep the spider population down..

lawl, Dillon[/b]
Not a fact. Urban myth.
[/b]

this is almost as good as your 'repost' comments.

[tricky_dan]

when a drag cars back wheels get to where its front wheels were on the line, its already doing over 100 clicks.[/b]

wow thats absolutely insane!!

a Japanese man has legalised a Reynard F3000 (http://www.conceptcarz.com/vehicle/z12633/Reynard_F3000/default.aspx) car so it can be driven on the road, this car generates enough downforce at 150 MPH to be driven upside-down.

and since we're talking about speed, an airbag moves up to 4500 mph within a second when triggered. A force of 200g is generated. They are designed to explode at an impact speed of 19 mph. The bag inflates within 40 milliseconds of a crash.

[verm69]

The Crow is the smartest bird in the wold, not the parrot as most people believe.

The Crow can not only use tools, but can craft tools for specific jobs! i :wub: crows

[sprintdaddy]

Chocolate frogs do not have bones. :P

[Clinton]

Siamese fighting fish must be kept isolated because they will fight, immediately, often to the death. In an experiment, 2 fish were dropped in a lake. Would this be enough space? Were these tiny fish interested in exploring? No, they immediately started fighting.

[Bustin_86]

You are not your Grande Latte
You are not the car you drive
You are not the clothes you wear
You are not your bowel cancer
You are not the contents of your wallet

Levin means Lightening
Trueno means Thunder
So, since the speed of light (lightening) is faster than the speed of sound (thunder), this means that Levins are faster than Truenos!

Great thread, got some good laughs!

[callum1]

The Crow is the smartest bird in the wold, not the parrot as most people believe.

The Crow can not only use tools, but can craft tools for specific jobs! i :wub: crows[/b]

best talking bird in the world too. also crows in one area develop their own 'bird language' and when a single crow is taken from one area and put in another. it cannot communicate with the other crows.

pigs have the longest orgasms of any animal.

peanuts is an ingreadient in dynamite

[driftke70]

crows cant talk unless you put a slit in their toungue, same with a few birds like the magpie, butcher bird etc etc, african grey parrot is the best talker, we had one in south africa that got really old and lost the ability to lock its tendans in its legs when it was sleeping, so as soon as it fell asleep it fell off its perch and just kept sleeping on its back or side.

I love ravens but, i was watching this thing on bbc on you toob, crows in japan crack nuts on the roads, and they have learnt how traffic lights work and time their drops so that only one or two cars go over their nut and then the red light comes which gives them plenty of time to walk over and get their nuts. They do the same thing in bali with mangos.

Clinton siamese fighting fish are extraordinarily gay, you cant keep them with guppies because the guppies nip their fins and kill them, if you put them in a tank with a reasonably sized gold fish they would be eaten in about an hour, when they fight its not some intense splashing fight they simply peck each others gills until eventually one of them cant breathe properly any more. Usually takes about 12- 15 hours.

It is believed that there are 10 million ants for every human on earth, in south africa we had these ones about the length of a matchbox that can cross rivers by making a crazy ass chain and swinging from trees.

wombats can run at over 45k's an hour

cassowary is more deadly than pretty much all australian animals except for a few snakes, there hasnt been a recorded death in australia from a red back spider since records have been kept.

ferrets arnt rodents, they belong to the weasel family along with badgers, otters, stoats, martins etc etc.

Speaking of which, anyone in nsw wanna hook a brother up, $26,000 fine here we come, it would be worth it

[verm69]

ferrets are king! my ex's dad had two, they were UBER cool.

and i think he's talking about crows talking to each other, not to people... they have a very good communication skills with each other

and thats crazy about ants crossing the river... ants are very cool too... they are very hard workers. apparantly if you take a black ant to another country they can integrate into other colonies too!

[riojin]

Speaking of which, anyone in nsw wanna hook a brother up, $26,000 fine here we come, it would be worth it[/b]

with what? me no comprehendé

[MINIHORSE]

Kiichiro ToyoDa was the founder of toyoTa,

the translation of ToyoDa in japanese characters is too long so they named it toyoTa, so as the translation is shorter

you will fint alot of small parts on pre 83 toyoTa have toyoDa written on them


and


The Volkwagen symbol of the early 1900's is said to resemble the Schwasticker when spitting at at certain RPM

[bahnugget]

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Speaking of which, anyone in nsw wanna hook a brother up, $26,000 fine here we come, it would be worth it[/b]

with what? me no comprehendé
[/b]

a ferret i'd say

[57ompa]

Cars have on average 15,000 parts

[mike86]

- In the ant kingdom some ants are soldiers, or army ants. These soldier ants are so genetically designed to fight, pinch, clamp and sting that their giant pinchers prevent them from feeding themselves. They must rely on other ants to feed them

- During preymantis "sex" the male makes the ultimate sacrifice. The female eats the head of the male as a nutritious snack

- Thai researchers have succeeded in generating electricity from natural gas made from elephant dung

[Driftspec]

- Thai researchers have succeeded in generating electricity from natural gas made from elephant dung[/b]

In Japan (from memory) scientists have discovered a way to extract vanilla scent from cow dung

Just remember that when your other half puts on that new perfume :D

Great facts about drag cars too :)

[LordNafe]

A friend of mine was once chased by a cassowary!!

[driftke70]

yeah we had ostrich back home that could eat a whole grape fruit or orange, they very rarely attacked and were more inclined to just run away, but cassowaries are bad ass,

"do they have large talons"

I was talking about a ferret, if your caught in qld with a ferret its a 26k fine. Apparently they are too risky if they escape they will destroy native wild life, even though they die after like 3 days when out of captivity. I hate how in this country to choice of one fuck wit effects the whole country, like they just limit every thing you can do, its not like some debate on gay marriage where fags go out into the street in protest, how embarrassing would it be to wander a street holding a sign saying, we want ferrets, when do we want them, NOW. Instead we have to do stupid ass petitions that just get put through a shredder cause some dumb bitch doesnt agree.

[hohmann]

yeah we had ostrich back home that could eat a whole grape fruit or orange, they very rarely attacked and were more inclined to just run away, but cassowaries are bad ass,

"do they have large talons"

I was talking about a ferret, if your caught in qld with a ferret its a 26k fine. Apparently they are too risky if they escape they will destroy native wild life, even though they die after like 3 days when out of captivity. I hate how in this country to choice of one fuck wit effects the whole country, like they just limit every thing you can do, its not like some debate on gay marriage where fags go out into the street in protest, how embarrassing would it be to wander a street holding a sign saying, we want ferrets, when do we want them, NOW. Instead we have to do stupid ass petitions that just get put through a shredder cause some dumb bitch doesnt agree.[/b]

Austtralia would be a great place to live ! if the government wasn't so damn retarded.

[driftke70]

its not so much the government, but the insignificant little people underneath that relish on power trips and try to get respect out of making the tough choice. Like you look at johnny howard, he spends more time trying to get people to shut up about crap that was never even his problem to begin with, water shortages are due to shires and members of state not doing their jobs properly. Johnny is just the face the media shows. Which brings me to my next point, the media, namely pretty much just newspapers, tv news, some radio stations that are rehashed versions of tv news etc just put a negative spin on everything and it really pisses me off. Instead of telling the story like it is they always have to point a finger in someones direction, theres a whole lot of people out there that are big sponges absorbing the crap too. Like we were in el nina now we are in el ninio, hence the dry and wet change, instead of explaining this to the public they put pressure on governments like its their fault waters not falling out the sky, oh no its global warming, its the worst drought we have had since 1994, woah that just happens to coincide with the amount of time it takes for the el nina to shift. What a coincidence. Al gores crappy as movie, he shows graphs that dont even have any labeling or numbering on the axis, you can make a graph look like what ever the hell you want if its not relative to a scale of some sort. Its got to a point in australia where you cant even fart without someone writing a letter to the news paper complaining, hence the reason large numbers of people are just getting to a point where they dont care anymore and do what they want, and also a large population of people dumbed down into accepting it up the ass.

[DRFTPG]

its not so much the government, but the insignificant little people underneath that relish on power trips and try to get respect out of making the tough choice. Like you look at johnny howard, he spends more time trying to get people to shut up about crap that was never even his problem to begin with, water shortages are due to shires and members of state not doing their jobs properly. Johnny is just the face the media shows. Which brings me to my next point, the media, namely pretty much just newspapers, tv news, some radio stations that are rehashed versions of tv news etc just put a negative spin on everything and it really pisses me off. Instead of telling the story like it is they always have to point a finger in someones direction, theres a whole lot of people out there that are big sponges absorbing the crap too. Like we were in el nina now we are in el ninio, hence the dry and wet change, instead of explaining this to the public they put pressure on governments like its their fault waters not falling out the sky, oh no its global warming, its the worst drought we have had since 1994, woah that just happens to coincide with the amount of time it takes for the el nina to shift. What a coincidence. Al gores crappy as movie, he shows graphs that dont even have any labeling or numbering on the axis, you can make a graph look like what ever the hell you want if its not relative to a scale of some sort. Its got to a point in australia where you cant even fart without someone writing a letter to the news paper complaining, hence the reason large numbers of people are just getting to a point where they dont care anymore and do what they want, and also a large population of people dumbed down into accepting it up the ass.[/b]

could you please get ontopic, this isnt a political debate!!

[mike86]

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yeah we had ostrich back home that could eat a whole grape fruit or orange, they very rarely attacked and were more inclined to just run away, but cassowaries are bad ass,

"do they have large talons"

I was talking about a ferret, if your caught in qld with a ferret its a 26k fine. Apparently they are too risky if they escape they will destroy native wild life, even though they die after like 3 days when out of captivity. I hate how in this country to choice of one fuck wit effects the whole country, like they just limit every thing you can do, its not like some debate on gay marriage where fags go out into the street in protest, how embarrassing would it be to wander a street holding a sign saying, we want ferrets, when do we want them, NOW. Instead we have to do stupid ass petitions that just get put through a shredder cause some dumb bitch doesnt agree.[/b]

Austtralia would be a great place to live ! if the government wasn't so damn retarded.
[/b]

Australia is a great place to live, if not the best in the world imo. although japan comes close :P

[eastcoastdrifter]

- If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

- Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

- Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

[driftke70]

you know dolphins are mammals that went back into the water, like a semi monkey that decided he didnt like land much.

more people are killed each year in australia by horses than motorbikes.

the most crashed car statistically in australia is the lexus suv what ever its called.

[Driftspec]

Didn't know they made condoms for whales... "Extra large, sir?" :P

Umm it takes more energy to digest celery than what it actually provides to the body (but we all new that)

Ada Byron was the first person to call a problem with a computer a 'bug', because there was an insect in her printer, which caused it not to work.

[Benno]

Levin is actually a small town in NZ where corolla won it's first race.

toyoda actually started out making the first automatic weaving presses(for making cloth)

[us_ae86]

Levin means lightning.
Trueno means thunder.

[driftke70]

corolla is actually the scientific name for the petals of a flower

[eastcoastdrifter]

in 1938 Hitler was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize

[DRFTPG]

1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

2. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles", Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

3. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

4. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

5. The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

6. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wise man. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wise men, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

7. Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

8. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

9. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

10. Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilizer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.

11. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

12. When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

13. Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity." then you are dead wrong.

14. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

15. Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.

16.Chuck Norris once ate three 72-oz steaks in an hour. He had sex with the waitress for the first 45 minutes.

17.Chuck Norris sold his soul to the Devil for his rugged good looks and unmatched fighting ability. After the deal was completed he promptly roundhouse kicked the Devil in the face and took his soul back.

18.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

19.Chuck Norris doesn't walk, he lifts his feet and the world spins under them.

20.when Chuck Norris does push-up's he pushes the rest of the world down.

21.brokeback mountain is not just a movie, its also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his back yard.

22.most tough men eat screws and nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at the hardware store.

23.When God said "Let there be light" Chuck Norris said "Say Please".

24.Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger, it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris round house kicked in the face that day.

25.Chuck Norris doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.

26.Chuck Norris punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change.

27.Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

28.After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".

29.If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

30.The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

31.Chuck Norris has yet to get Jeopardy question wrong. Jesus has missed two.

32.Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

33.Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred-mile radius of the blast went deaf.

34.Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

35.Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

36.Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

37.Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

38.When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

39.Chuck Norris once had a near death experience... lets just say death won't come near him again.

40.Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets... bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

41.Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

42.Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

43.Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

44.According to the Laws of Physics, it is impossible for Chuck Norris to build more muscle. Upon realizing this, Chuck Norris swiftly roundhouse kicked every law of physics known to man, as well as those known only by Chuck Norris. He now has the ability to will his muscles to any level of strength he desires at any given time.

45.Chuck Norris can divide by 0

46.The future energy problem can easily be solved not by; Hydrogen, Solar, Wind, or Fossil Fuels, but by tapping the never-ending power contained within Chuck Norris's Sweat. A single drop can power a city the size of Chicago for eternity or until Chuck Norris decides its Dooms Day.

47.SETI is wasting its money because Chuck Norris has already met with the aliens, discovered they do not watch "Walker, Texas Ranger", and roundhouse kicked them all into extinction.

48.There is no spoon, if you look closely you will see that it is not the spoon that bends but Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking you in the head. Whoa

49.Police use Chuck Norris's hair in bulletproof vests.

50.Continental drift did not start to occur until Chuck Norris did a cannonball dive into Lake Pacific and Lake Atlantic.

51.Picasso did not become famous until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the head. Some say Picasso is an abstract artist but that is really how the painter views the world after the incident.

52.There are four branches of the Government; Executive, Judicial, Legislative, and Chuck Norris. I think we all know where the power lays.

53.The hole in the Ozone Layer was created by Chuck Norris so he could get a deeper tan.

54.Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

55.Chuck Norris is the reason why Wally is hiding.

56.Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, Chuck Norris goes killing.

56.Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

57.Chuck Norris built the house he was born in. 15 seconds after he was born he summarily destroyed the house with his first roundhouse kick.

58.Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter!

59.if at 1st you don't succeed your obviously not Chuck Norris

60.You can't squeeze blood from a stone... but Chuck Norris can.

61.The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.

62.Chuck Norris sank the Titanic with a slow-motion roundhouse kick because Chuck Norris can't stand that Celine Dion song.

63.Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.

64.Much like the sun, Chuck Norris will cause blindness if looked at for prolonged periods of time.

65.Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire.

66.The only reason the American military forces are still needed in Iraq is because Chuck Norris is not in the American military forces.

67.Chuck Norris can take a dump while standing.

68.The-world population divides into two groups, those who fear Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

69.Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds.

70.Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

71.when Chuck Norris cuts onions he makes them cry.

72.ghosts are created by chuck norris killing people faster than death can process them.

[Bustin_86]

I <3 SON57A

[Javal]

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70.Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.[/b]

AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHH WHAT THE FUCK, that's GOLD man.

[DRFTPG]

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I <3 SON57A[/b]

haha love you to bustin :P

[Driftspec]

Son57a, you just made my night :)