When you gonna let me tap that

[matt99]

DEEELLLAAAZZZEEEHHHHH needs too tech me up betterer with the LLAADDDEEEHHHZZ.


Then I would have to buy a new punching bag. My reg is due, a cant afford a punching bag.

Im going to touch you in places you didnt even know were part of your own body.

Yeah, rolls around once a month. I call it red rage week.

[ArbPotatoes]

LOL

[Delazy]

after your effort u are definitely beyond saving...

[Delazy]

so...thread revitalization...this is from thursday night...but the thread has been kind of dead, so couldnt get it up sooner...

DELAZY says:
i really need to ask you something
Megan says:
yeh?
DELAZY says:
when do i get to tap that?
Megan says:
how'd i know it was going to be something like that?
Megan says:
answer is...i dunno
DELAZY says:
well that answer isnt really good enough, you know you wanna..
Megan says:
haha, maybe i do
DELAZY says:
well tappity tappity tap
Megan says:
hahaha
DELAZY says:
so saturday night then??
Megan says:
depends if i havent got plans, think im doing something!
DELAZY says:
me, you and a tapping good time, sif u would do something else?
Megan says:
with an offer like that, who could refuse?
DELAZY says:
so saturday night it is, your mine
Megan says:
maybe if your lucky
DELAZY says:
No luck about it
Megan says:
oh you think im easy?
DELAZY says:
nah, not at all, does it sound like that?
Megan says:
haha, YES
DELAZY says:
oh well, i was planning candles, freshly made bed even cleaning all the car bits out of my room
MEGAN says:
wow pulling out all the stops, who you trying to impress?
DELAZY says:
so saturday night it is? sif you dnt wanna be tapped!
MEGAN says:
im sure something can be arranged...

so anyways...didnt turn out...ended up dinner and bowling with another chick instead lol...

[ke_70]

almost mabey next time

[Hazzard]

hahahahaha! i laughed so hard at this, i think thats sig worthy!

[Clinton]

Delazy probs just tunes fatties and plays the game with them so he looks tough on the internet or something.

[keto]

hahahahaa

[Gunner]

Rhys: Hey girly, whats happenin?
Jenni: Hey hun, what are you doin?
Rhys: Wonderin when your gonna let me tap that?
Jenni: me or the car?
Rhys: You in the car.
Jenni: After my 18th
Rhys: why so long?
Jenni: for making me wait
Rhys: What? When did I make you wait?
Jenni: I wanna fuck, your not here, I am waiting, now you can.
Rhys: Well, lets fuck.
Jenni: No.
Jenni: We're not goin to fuck
Rhys: See you in an hour.
Jenni: Rhys, fuck off.
Rhys: Yeah, I'm leaving now
Jenni: Don't forget rubbers

[redsprinter]

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