When you gonna let me tap that

[McLEVIN]

Haha just read through this entire thread I'm in tears

[Nicko]

Such a good thread need moar though. Get on it...

[KurtHS]

Me: hey
Her: hey
Me: what's up?
Her: not much yourself?
Me: ahhh yeah not much not much
Me: so ahhh
Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: never in 1 million years
Me: hah it made you reply didn't it
Me: I bet you laughed a little
Her: not realllllllllyyy
Me: fuck.


epic fail and I had high hopes for this chick as she random added me on facey. More coming....

[HMRacing]

This is the greatest shit on this site. soooo good.

[HMRacing]

My Mate tried one out

[You]
12:13am
heey girly
[Kiara Watson]
Heyy
[You]
what going on?
[Kiara Watson]
Nm juz laying in bed lol wbu?
[You]
sammeee
hey i was just wondering
when are you going to let me tap that?
your generous thinking time tells me that its a yes
[Kiara Watson]

[You]
so what do you reckon?
[Kiara Watson]
I dont mind
[You]
so is that a yes?
[Kiara Watson]
;D sure lol


Then me...

Me: hey
Her:hii
Me: waddup
Her: not much, just trying to finish an assignment
you?
Me: nuuuthin much
when you gonna let me tap that??
Her: what?
Me: you know... tap that
Her: no, i don't know. wow, this better be someone else on your account
but really though, if it ain't, just letting you know
unless you are talking to soe dirty hoe, no one is going to let you fuckin tap that if you talk like that
*hoe

FAIL.

[Vance]

well there you go ^

most girls are like guys and make an instant snap decision on us whether theyd let us tap them or not.

Like when we see a fat chick = instant NEVER!
When we see a tight 18 year old with big titties = instant HELLZ YEAH!

[Jdm-Mcc]

I tried the old when you gunna let me tap that on Mez last night, He rejected me :'(

[KurtHS]

I got rejected again today, FML! Early morning when you gonna let me tap that asking.

If they say "lying in bed" when you ask what they're up to it's guaranteed they're DTF.


HOOOOOO shit I got another one coming gents!

[willa]

Haha truth!

[Jacobxxx]

what if they say all snuggled up in bed