first step is to go to supercheap and buy a 20L plastic container, then stop past a ship chandlery or at a pinch a fishing shop and buy a night time use hand held flare, though i suppose a parachute flare would work too. On your way home fill the container with fuel.
When you get home pour the petrol all over your car. I'd say 75% inside 25% outside. Stand back and throw the lit flare through the window.
By a lancer/r33/wrx and put your wheels on that car.
LOL