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[RobertoX]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: Ej
You: suup?
You: ej?
You: what is ej?
You: quo vadis friend?
You: so sloooowwwww
You: you respond now
Stranger: ej = Hey
You: oh really?
You: how is that?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: it's dutch
You: I see no correlation
You: oh cool
You: I like holland
You: Flodders!!
You: haha
Stranger: why? ;P
Stranger: ow xd
Stranger: they are lame
You: haha
You: yeah and you have the dykes
Stranger: there boring too
You: and the kid put his fingrer in it
Stranger: the dutch weed
You: and saved the town
Stranger: yes
You: you have weed in holland?
Stranger: d'oh
You: homer?
You: is that you?
Stranger: in holland there are coffeeshops
Stranger: no
You: I like coffee
Stranger: search google
You: white with no sugar thanks
Stranger: coffeshop netherlands
You: for coffee?
Stranger: no in a coffeeshop you can get weed
Stranger: it's legal
You: really?
Stranger: yes
You: Oh but doesnt that make it a weed shop?
You: like a garden centre
You: but for weeds
Stranger: no no
Stranger: it's like a..
You: oh...
Stranger: how do you say that
You: I dont know
Stranger: cafe?
Stranger: bar
You: oh yeah a cafe
Stranger: yes a bar
Stranger: and then you can buy weed
You: a bar?
Stranger: and joints
You: oh ?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: and then you can smoke it
You: like a butcher garden centre coffee shop?
You: like the joint of ham from the butcher coffe shop?
You: I like smoked ham
You: nom nom nom
Stranger: you're lame
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[yakusikimo]

You: i know ur name n shit now
You: i can track u down and kill u
Stranger: no u cant
Stranger: whats my name
Stranger: ?
You: did u ever play golden eye with proximity grenedes if u knew were the spawns where u can kill them straight away everytime spawn
You: louis hayes
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i have a girls name
Stranger: where you find that one
You: that is a girls name
You: maxin, relaxin actin all cool shootin some call of duty straight after school, when a couple of guys who where upto no good wait im not the fresh prince. drinking gaming and general cr
You: haha
You: youytube account
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[luke]

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You: fag
Stranger: ******

[Axentrik]

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-----------------------------------------------YOU GOT RICK ROLLED-------------------------------------------
Stranger: penis
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUU
You: what what in the butt
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Stranger: GROSS
Stranger:

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[ThatsHowWeRoll]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: knock knock??
Stranger: who's there?
You: Disc
Stranger: Disc who>?
You: Disconnect
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[ThatsHowWeRoll]

sorry, im bored!!



Stranger: hey
You: A wild ABRA appeared!!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: crazy?
You: wild Abra used teleport
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[shinny]

Stranger: oh hi
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Stranger: do you have a PENIS?
You: yes
Stranger: cool
Stranger: me too
You: wow we have so much in common
Stranger: wanna sword fight?
Stranger: oot homo selc
You: umm i dont usually cross swords with people
Stranger:
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[Vance]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi adl
Stranger: asl
You: 15, girl, sydney
Stranger: o
Stranger: 16 m italy
You: wow italy
You: id love to go t italy
Stranger: ya its really nice here
You: you go to school?
Stranger: he do u have a picture of ur face so i know who i am talking to?
Stranger: plz
Stranger: and ya i do
You: yeah i have a few
You: 1 sec ill have to upload one
Stranger: allright np
You: do you have any pictures or a facebook/myspace?
Stranger: no sorry i dont have one.
Stranger: but i can upload a pic.
You: ok
Stranger: but u first
You: this is mine

You: my ex-boyfriend took that one
Stranger: wow thats a nice pic why would any one break up with u u are so good looking.
You: i broke up with him because he cheated on me
You: and thanks
Stranger: wow. one sec let me upload a pic really quick.
You: ok
Stranger: hey i got to tell u something
You: yeah?
Stranger: k dont get mad and leave
Stranger: u have to promise me
You: ok
Stranger: im reall from texas and im 15 and i do have a facebook.
Stranger: heres my face book account
You: where is it?
You: im not mad
Stranger: one sec
You: my names jemma
You: whats yours?
Stranger: mine is Nitin Adoni i live in the woodlands TX you can look me up
Stranger: i go to the woodlands high school
You: got the facebook link?
Stranger: i only have my home page link
You: thatll do
You: ill upload another pic for you in a sec
Stranger:
You: erm
Stranger: what is erm?
You: a noise you make with your mouth. erm... its like a grunt. that link isnt going to help me. its ok ill search for you
Stranger: can you give me some info so i can search you?
You: jemma scott sydney
You: so you think iim pretty?
Stranger: i cant find you
Stranger: can you send me your e mail
Stranger: mine is
You: heres another pic

Stranger: wait r u serious
You: thanks for your email Nitin Adoni.

i am now going to sign you up for every single gay porn and viagra website i can find.


have a nice day
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[*bj*]

Fukken lol

[shift_rook]

hahaaha, fucken gold