what excuses get you out of defects

[puzzigully]

just be polite and honest and you should be fine provided you arent doing anything retarded (ie- stupidly illegial car, DUI ect) or the cops a cunt.

[mike86]

That's always a good excuse

Cop pulled me over like 15 min after buying my Cressida which was dumped on coilovers and was a bit of a dori pig. Car was unregistered but was registered the morning I bought it that's why he pulled me over.

Cop: you do realise this car is unregistered

Me: Sorry officer but I only just bought this car this morning and it was only re registered this morning *hands rego papers*

Cop: alright *looks over car* look at this the car is so low the tyres scrub the guards, I can't even get my fingers in between the wheel and the guard. You know I can defect that son

Me: yes officer I'm sorry I only just bought this car and I intend to replace it with the stock stuff I was given *pops boot shows him stock struts springs etc

Cop: so what is your intention to use this vehicle for?

Me: as a daily driver officer, as I'm a student I can't afford anything too expensive and my main reason to buy the car was because it was cheap.

Cop: *takes another look over car* *tough egotistic cop look* if I see this car around here again its going home on the back of a trailer, u understand son

Me: yes officer, sorry sir have a good day

Cop: does the faggot walk back to his car and pisses off back onto the freeway

Me: *sells the car 4 days later and makes a profit on it* :2thumbs:

[rthy]

"I swear officer, just ran out of tred tonight" -_-

[R1CHYY]

not exactly defect story but excuses all the same...

*pulled over in an industrial area, reports of alarms going off*

officer: wat are you doing out here tonight

me (dumbkent, first thing to mind): going for a leisurely drive

officer: 11 at night in a place like this?

me (brains kick in): RDO tomorrow, got time to kill

officer: oh i c RDO, yeh i understand

me *MADSHIT!*

got let off with, shouldnt be driving around areas like that at night, have a good night

[johl]

got pulled over in my old matt black chopped and locked 71 and the cops started to do the usual what r u doin here and what the hell is this piece of shit doing on the road. i just said i was a mechanic who was working on my project car and just went to get some petrol from the servo (in the wet at 1 in the morning). i just dropped some mechanical lingo and some long words n they let me go without too much of a hassle after that. im not a mechanic btw... but who r they to know?

[Wally]

I thought you were Mr T?

Its all lies!

[blue86]

a threw years ago i moved to qld and some guy came up the side of me anyways we raced i was going about 140 in a 60 zone and a cop came from the over derection shit man my heart just droped and i took off down some side streets lol i fort i could get away as he needed to turn around ,i turned down some street it was a dead end he bloody court me i was packing it big time but kept carm he said why did you run ,i said i know i was doing some thing wrong and that i was an idioet and said i just moved here from nsw he asked me what speed should i be doing and some over questions so i told him he said look im felling good to night an laught at me im pretty good getting out of shit like that ,he said take it home an dont let me catch you again change the rego i must be the luckest idioet around so just be truthful it helps. and it was at 3 in the morning he proberlly didnt want to fill in a report lol.

[andro0o]

you jsut give em the biggest guilt trip... you just tell em you jsut broke up with your gf after 3 years cause she was cheating on you with your best mate or something, and they usually feel sorry for you and let you go.

[riojin]

thats a good one, its kinda like the one i use

"im on my way to the (insert local mechanic here) right now. i knew it was a problem and could possibly be illegal so i wanted it fixed/changed as soon as possible"

you cannot get fined for driving something that isnt roadworthy if youre driving to a place to make it roadworthy if its still currently registered.

[biggo]

"its still wearing in"

response to why my car was "acting" like a locker. Told em it was a 2 way, got blank stares, said its a type of lsd, still nothing. Needless to say it didint work.

Also do the "it fell off" line a few times, usually works.

Umm, dori damage get be gotton off if you exaggerate it. "Hit by an 18 wheeler sir".

lots more shit, mostly just make sure you never admit its your fault.