"Are you like Initial D?"
No
"How much power does it push out?"
Why are you even asking me about power?
"Yeah, you like use the handbrake to start drifting ey?"
No
"You can't keep up with the big boys with an N/A!"
I'll prove you wrong
"Chuck a SR20 or turbo in it man, would be killer!"
No
all i get is shit from my boss
your tyres just look silly,
your hq looks like its going offroad sometime soon and you replaced the wheels on your beemer with taller narrower less offset wheels,
ryan the speed limit is 80
whats the noise you better stop
its a delaminated tyre
whats that
a tyre thats delaminated
why you spending so much money on an old car
you spent 600 dollars on shoes
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Its only a 1.6 ive got a 2Lt, does that meant I could beat it?
Yes your vectra wagon is going to kill it
Your paid that much, your a fucking idiot, I could have sold you my Corolla and its 10years younger...
Your going to Melb? Will it make it?
Thats the most anoying for me, because if i can drive aaround town all day and to the coast or syd (from Canberra) its suddenly imposible to drive further? When did everyone start thiking that sitting on 110Km for too long is going to kill you?
And little wankers at Micky Ds either yelling at you to do a burn out. And of course old VLs at the lights wanting to go you and then wondering why and how you killed them in the first corner?
"those tryes are illegal man"
"does this thing even have suspension"
"fuck this thing is loud"
"does that have power steering?"
nope
"fuckin hell, is it heavy to steer?"
heavy as
"wats that noise?"
fuel pump
"what the fuck is that noise?"
just the tyre scraping the guard
few others, ill remember them sooner or later
"Do you drift it?" - No
"Show us some drift action" (lol, from a taxi driver of all people) - No comment
"Why have you got different wheels on it?" - No comment
"Why do you spend so much money on an old Corolla? What's so special about it?" - Why are you talking to me?
"Why don't you get some chromies for it? Those wheels are small and crap" - Yeah sure, let me change my name to Hektik Habib first
"Woh, your paint is crap" - No comment
"How can you steer with no power steering?" - like this
"do you need new suspension, this is terribly bumpy" --> glare at them and procede to yank the wheel around a corner (Catching them off guard of course)
"why is it so bumpy"---> my car rides perfectly smooth, its the ground that is bumpy
In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't.
- Blaise Pascal
Seems everyone gets the exact same thing...
"Is it turbo?"
"You should turbo it!"
"You could have bought a new car for that!"
"Whats wrong with your exhaust?"
"Why don't you have rear seats?"
"Do you drift it?"
Just recently I said I was buying new rims...
"What are you getting? 18s?"
"you should fix those dings and respray it"
but this way i don't care when i get more
"the engine feels pretty tired"
thats because its only a 1.6L and you weigh 130kgs fatass
"why do you fold your back seats down?"
so no one wants to ride in the back and so i can lug stuff
"why do you not want people in the back?"
because that means i only get 1 person telling me to slow down through corners
"you should put a southern cross on your rear window"
i actually wanna get one of those big yellow frangipanis
i had a integra type r before my sprinter..
"man why would you sell your type r and buy that"
"is it bothering you?"
"your type r would of muched that"
"realllyy??!?!"
"If i was you id turbo it?"
*look at them up and down* "your not me"
"is that a true-eno?"
"not its a trueno."
My wantanabes.
"your wheels are dirty"
"why thankyou, get fucked!"
I'm surprised most haven't mentioned enuf of this...all I seem to get is "you wanna sell ya car?"
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