Reply With Quotethis is the best thing I have read all week.
Free To Any Home, Doesnt have to be a good home.
Free to ANYONE. 1x 5ME, The best performance engine Toyota have ever brought out ever. Bar None.
Never driven to redline or raced at all, straight out of a 90 yr olds weekly milk runner, recient rebuild and head serviced 2 weeks before driftfest zero 2,
.65 mm taken of the head so you know shes ruler straigh now yo.
Tapets re-adjusted, giving this stable of 1000 horses the ability to start.
Distributer adjusted to correct position for said 1000 horses of maximum fun time happy power.
Spark plugs.
Has Brand New Thermostat, only 1 km old. May work, not sure.
comes with inbuilt steam whistle from factory.
Has never ever let go once, ever. Jack
Perfect for that car enthusiast looking for that special engine for their next classic build
Ever wanted to own an alfa? well this is the engine for you, make any car as reliable as an alfa
Got that special someone in your life that has everything, but doesnt know they want a 5M?
Does your mother in law want a new coffee table? This engine + a sheet of ply wood would give any home a touch of class it so desprately needs.
Accidently cheated on your girlfriend with her hotter, skinnier and abundently perkier younger sister? nothing says it wasnt my fault, like an imaculate 5M
Got a neighbours cat that wont stop Shitting in your garden? replace said cat with this 5M and listen to that sweet inline six purr, they'll never know the difference.
Boss a fan of novelty paper weights?
Sick of tailgating drivers? Nothing says fuck off like a 5M chained behind your car while screaming down the freeway.
Daughter want a pony for chrismas? Saddle this bad boy up and watch her smile with glee for hours on end as she rides ol, 5M off into the sunset.
Sick of working for a living? Just pick this one man lift, compo despenser up at your workplace and watch miraculously as the government pay your wage for the rest of your life from your very own wheelchair
WD40 has 101 uses? well butter my nutsack and call me sally this bitch has 102 uses!
not convinced?
1. Hood ornament
2. Table
3. Chair
4. Pet for slow child
5. Date, for losers
6. umbrella stand
7. sledgehammer
8. Book end
9. Crane counterweight.
10. Greek door guard
11. Church Gargoyle
12. Anvil
13. Door stop
14. Vacuume line despenser
15. weights for weightlifting
16. step stool
17. Bling
18. Mop
19. 6 pot planter for plants, not pot
20. ....but pot also
21. condiment holder
22. 6 pack holder
23. Bird Feeder
24. Garden Statue
25. Bedside Table
26. Wheel Chock
27. BBQ Pit
28. Cookie Cutter
29. Candle Holder
30. 6 at a time fist sized pill press, not for drugs
31. ....also for drugs
32. Japanese Artifacts on a budget
33. Fountain
34. Mailbox
35. Shooting target
36. 2 tonne mouse trap
37. beehive
38. Garbage bin
39. (over)Heater
40. Modern art
41. Balast
42. novelty doorknob
43. Hat
44. A Rock
45. The Rock
46. six player sex doll
47. Whack-a-Piston game
48. Toilet roll holder
49. Spice rack
50. 2.8L shot glass
51. 2.8L stein
52. Forge
53. Kiln
54. Stationary Holder
55. Golf bag
56. picnic basket
57. cocktail shaker
58. toolbox
59. rocking horse
60. Photo frame
61. Friend
62. Christmas tree orniment
63. table orniment
64. piggy bank
65. cat scratching post
66. bogan lawn orniment
67. camp oven
68. womens fascinater
69. hehe
70. fist sized hole punch
71. 6 armed lady pleasurer
72. salad bowl
73. cheese toasty toaster
74. strainer
75. Topic of conversation
76. pretty lady ice breaker
77. Polar Ice breaker
78. light fitting
79. chandelier
80. Gift
81. Safe
82. Mint
83. fondue stand
84. magazine holder
85. jelly mould
86. drum
87. jewelry box
88. rubix cube
89. chinese finger trap
90. hat rack
91. turntable
92. witches hat
93. halloween costume
94. tv stand
95. bollard
96. SWAT door breach
97. Weapon
98. 6 pack adjustable depth pocket pussy holder
99. scrap metal
100. Shrine to Toyota
101. dalmatians
102. Engine
Unfortunately i dont have any photos of this imaculate piece of motering history as modern cameras are unable to capture its beauty, only old sepia cameras, which make everything pretty.
However i do have a video, which should be proof if proof was really needed of this increadible bastion of humanities ability to be an engine. ( Please Dont watch after 3:10, its pretty much just credits.... i promise. )
GET IN QUICK! it wont last long!
Last edited by nathanS; 28th July 2013 at 10:37 PM.
this is the best thing I have read all week.
103: dog de sexing device
Willing to part with the radiator also. They're friends. And I can't bring myself to break them up.
Fuck me best ad ever, I wana take ut just because of the ad
Pm sent lol
dont forget you have a free air con condenser and fan to go with it too.....
...Just needs to be picked up from the otto bin at raleigh raceway....
Haha that was the best home they could have gone to
Hahaha has someone picked this up yet? Best ad ever
hahahaha pet for slow child killed me.
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