fundraising money to Help Restore a 1986 Toyota AE86 TRUENO

[Gunner]

I think this thread qualifies for the epic thread section of the forum.

(awaiting photoshopped image of jesus in an ae86

[Konakid]

Geeeeett fucked

[Jimmee1990]

By the way everyone, I really need some money to buy rose joints. Help a brother out yeah?

[85Kai]

Hey Jesus, you know that thing you did with the bread and the fish. Why the fuck can't you do that with AE86 parts? My mate James here needs some rose joints. And my engine needs fixing. Come on man use those healing hands.

Hey everyone! Jesus can heal our cars!

[LittleRedSpirit]

Clearly this person does not understand how tight all Corolla owners are, or maybe he does and this is his way to establish himself as the cheapest of all time. Well played sir.

[Delazy]

Fkn lol

[Hen may possibly be a nut]

I am a god-fearing, good Christian who has a very sick grandmother. She needs to get to weekly appointments at a hospital far away and the doctors insist that she is driven there in a mint condition, massive horsepower AE86. My parents were abducted by corrupt government forces earlier in the year, so I am the only person who can care for my grandmother. The small amount of money I earn from working at a home for disabled children I spend on food for my 7 younger brothers and sisters so I have nothing left to restore my AE86 to the standard required to take my grandmother to hospital. Please donate to allow her to continue her life saving treatment. Even if you can't donate money, straight panels or a T88-34D would be fine and help my sick grandmother.

God bless, and the kindest wishes from Kraplachistan.

[Lexsmaz]

Wrong place to ask for money for nothing ..

[maxhag]

Where is the RIGHT place to ask for free money?
And anyone link me? I could do with free money also...

[joeschmo_57]

Hey there, I currently am working 9-5 on a good salary, but I spend all my money on buying blow-up dolls and expensive lube. This is costly. While my family don't know of my 30 life like dolls, they do know I have a basement.
I would like donations so that I can extend my basement by subcontracting drillers from BHP Bullion who are experts on the underground drilling. I will give you 1 turn on Lucy or Jane, but that is it.
Please help